NewsJanuary 27, 2010 10:07 AM
Scott Brown Had 'Excellent Hands'
Republican nudist Scott Brown'smodeling portfolio has been exhumed and is on display at the Boston Herald Internet Web site, where you can see him striking various "blue steel"-type poses in hideous Cosby sweaters. Scott Brown = (-1)(Ted Kennedy) x (1000000)(Sarah Palin) ÷ (John Edwards + awesome)(Olivia Newton John - breasts). [Boston Herald]