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Ugh, Mitt Romney is introducing Scott Brown. Shouldn't a *winner* introduce America's Newest Teabagger Star? Well, not a lot of GOP winners around, lately, so unless Scott Brown wants to introduce himself -- maybe, a naked Scott Brown could introduce the clothed Scott Brown? -- then Mittens is the best opening act available. Let's listen to your new GOP leadership!


10:30 PM -- Scott Brown is FIRED UP.

10:31 PM -- "And I bet they can hear this cheering all the way in WASHINGTON DC!" (Yeah they got the teevee in DC, too.)

10:32 PM -- Who are the Amazonian babes, are those Scott Brown's Sexy Daughters? They should have a folk duo, or a wrestling team.

10:33 PM -- Oh he is happy about this, and kisses his wife's ... sort of left-jaw area? She then looks sad. And Prince Charles is standing behind him. Death to the Revolution, Victory to the Lobsterbacks!

10:33 PM -- He's got a Boston Herald! And he's ON THE BOSTON HERALD.

10:33 PM -- Wait, his Senate seat belongs to "no political party"? Does Karl Rove know about this? Does Micheal Steele know about this???!

10:34 PM -- What ... are ... they ... chanting?

10:34 PM -- Good god these teabaggers want BLOOD.

10:35 PM -- Well that is nice to say these things about Ted Kennedy and his wife.

10:36 PM -- And he will be a "worthy successor to the late Senator Kennedy," and he certainly will be a liberal hero!

10:40 PM -- WHOA WHOA WHOA THE FUCK, Scott Brown about his daughters: "And they're both available."

10:40 PM -- Let's see, Arianna and ... the other one, whoever. One's on American Idol, the other is "pretty good on the court," and, uhh, Scott Brown thinks he now gets to move into the White House and ... wait, oh lord, is this guy actually CRAZY?

10:41 PM -- Holy fuck this guy is actually insane, isn't he?

10:43 PM -- There is a sense, here at the Wonkette office, that he maybe should've stopped speaking about five minutes ago. (Or, actually, not, as we REQUIRE this, for your Wonkette daily content.)

10:55 PM -- OH SHIT is he *still* talking?

10:56 PM -- His name is Scott Brown, and he drives a truck. Are you listening, Fred Thompson? No?

10:57 PM -- "I'm nobody's senator."

10:57 PM -- Okay, that's it, and here's Greta, so let's switch off from Fox before the THETANS get us.

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Fellow Wonkers, this last week of horror has been wearing on us all, because here we are in a world where the "president" of the United States has ordered that migrant children be taken away from their parents at the border, and is simultaneously proud of it (for his base) and cravenly blaming it on Democrats because even he knows it's morally reprehensible. But what the hell can we do about it, we are all keening, beyond calling our senators and representatives and posting sadness on Twitter, the latter of which is of dubious utility to anyone, and mostly depressing?

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There are perks to being the only Harvard professor willing to shill for the Bush League Mussolini. Everyone else has to haul ass to the Fox studio and sit for hair and makeup. Not Alan Dershowitz! He just parks his laptop in Pee Wee's playhouse and Skypes in that rant. Is he even wearing pants? We hope never to find out!

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