Scott Brown's Truck Found Where It Logically Should Be!
Look, a local human was walking by the Russell office building parking lot just yesterday and OH SHIT IT'S SCOTT BROWN'S TRUCK, where he banged Simon Cowell and won the presidency of Massachusetts by beating J. F. Kennedy 100-0 in the snow. He still drives this truck to his new job! Five more authenticity points to this naked monster. Do we still have to wait until 2012 to make him American president? [Second Rain]