Sean Hannity Does Not Care For Jon Stewart's Unseemly Criticism Of Sean Hannity
Professional Conservative Victim Sean Hannity shared his tears with the nation Tuesday night, carefully debunking Jon Stewart's satirical commentary on Hannity's coverage of the Great Cow Freedom Movement. You see, Jon Stewart is a "hack comedian" who is among the "chief apologists for the Obama administration." In a prolonged rant and panel discussion that lasts a couple minutes longer than Stewart's full segment on Bundy (of which four minutes were about Hannity), the Fox News host gets super-even with Stewart, conveniently editing out Stewart's main point, which is that Cow Hero Cliven Bundy is exactly the kind of moocher who wants something for free, and who wants to pick and choose what laws to obey, that Sean Hannity usually likes to mock. The true takeaway, of course, says Hannity, is that John Stewart is "kind of obsessed" with Sean Hannity. Oh, Sean, we don't know how to break it to you, but honey, Jon Stewart is obsessed with idiots in the media, and you are just one of many, dear.
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