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Secret Bailout Bill Rider! 'All Washington Citizens Must Drink Filthy Blood'

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Local Wonkette operative "Charlotte" (who is "home sick from work" today, so wish her a speedy recovery/death!) sends us this photo of her sink in Washington. It now only pours monster blood. This is something Jesus predicted would happen, in the Bible, and since Washington is a leading indicator of all "Apocalyptic happenings," our advice remains the same:BUY CANNED GOODS. (And bottled water; that is so fucking disgusting good god.)

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