Sen. Joni Ernst Runs From Constituents Fast As Her Bread Bag Shoes Will Carry Her. Your Open Thread!



Another day, another elected Republican official literally running away from constituents, who are currently yelling "DO YOUR JOB!" This time it's Iowa Sen. Joni Ernst, who wanted to do a nice event for veterans in Maquoketa, Iowa, and did NOT want to be held accountable for being bad. Unfortunately all these protesters showed up. SADFACE.

As Sen. Ernst walked in, they were yelling "YOUR LAST TERM!"

As she was running away, they were yelling, "DO YOUR JOB!" because George Soros won't sign your protest check unless you say those special words.

And then finally, as she was riding away in her car, they yelled, "SHAME ON YOU!" at her.

And then Sen. Joni Ernst probably went and castrated all the hogs, which made her feel better after a hard day of being a shitty Republican senator who doesn't listen to her constituents.

This is your open thread! Talk in it!

Evan Hurst

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