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Senate Pages All Have Swine Flu Pig AIDS

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Considering the way DC interns and pages spend literally every waking hour exchanging bodily fluids and poop with each other and their middle-aged closeted bosses, the only thing surprising about the "Senate Pages Got The Pig AIDS" story is that the number of infected pages is only five. Jesus, about 98% of them already have syphilis and tuberculosis, so a measly five Swine-y flu pages in the nation's foulest chamber of gross old men doing gross old things to weird children whovolunteer for such pedophilia ... well, that's a pretty good argument for Swine Flu being "no big deal." [True/Slant, KPCC]

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