Senate Solemnly Thanks God It's Friday
The Senate spent a backbreaking 10 minutes in session this morning before calling it quits for the weekend. Kerry had the beer bong set up by the door and it was high-fives all around.
While the Negative Nancies say this just proves how useless the Senate has become, we encourage senators to relax and not even bother to show up next week. Remember, when the Senate is in session, they at least have the potential to screw something up.
Woo WEEE. Ten minutes of work and we are SPENT! [Senate Majority Project]