The Senate voted today to join the House in blocking Donald Trump's stupid "State of Emergency" declaration. Under the National Emergency Act, Congress is allowed to undo an emergency declaration, and since there's no goddamn emergency on the US-Mexico border, even some Republicans are against this thing. But Donald Trump is dead set on taking money already allocated for other purposes -- mostly military construction projects -- to pay for his dumb WALL, so he's already shouting he'll VETO the bill.

But who knows? The final vote was 59-41, with 12 Republicans voting with all 47 Democrats. That's just seven short of the number needed for an override, and would Trump want to risk that? Of course he would, don't be silly. He's confident he can keep Republicans bullied.

And since Yr Wonkette believes in reinforcing good behavior, the 12 Republicans who voted against the bogus emergy -- and yes, in favor of Congress's power to set budgets -- were:

  • Lamar Alexander (Tennessee)
  • Roy Blunt (Missouri)
  • Susan Collins (Maine)
  • Mike Lee (Utah)
  • Jerry Moran (Kansas)
  • Lisa Murkowski (Alaska)
  • Rand Paul (Kentucky)
  • Rob Portman (Ohio)
  • Mittens Romney (Utah)
  • Marco Rubio (Florida)
  • Pat Toomey (Pennsylvania)
  • Roger Wicker (Mississippi)

Of the 12, only two are up for reelection in 2020, Alexander and Collins. Alexander has already announced he won't run again, and as for Susan Collins, good for her. Maybe Sen. "Brett Kavanaugh respects Roe v Wade" isn't planning to run either, risking Trump's wrath? Not that we'd ever suggest craven electoral considerations may have been at play here.

Donald Trump blurted his verdict on the vote immediately:

If we're lucky, that means he thinks he's actually vetoed the bill, and he'll forget the formality of issuing a formal veto, after which it will become law in 10 days.

Also, how's this for some interesting ass-covering -- or is it careful positioning for a vote to override, hmmm?

But assuming, on the off chance, that Stephen Miller remains awake and prods Trump to do the veto thing, the next steps will of course be a possible override effort, and of course lawsuits. Sixteen states have already filed a federal suit claiming the declaration is unconstitutional, as have a whole boatload of public interest/nonprofit groups including the Center for Biological Diversity, the ACLU, and the Border Network for Human Rights, which held that big march and counter rally with Beto O'Rourke in El Paso a while back when Trump held his big slob picnic.

Whatever happens, you can bet Trump will declare he's won and that, before a single pound of cement is mixed, the wall is already finished.


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Hooray, it's time for yet another dispatch from Fox News's big fun week of failure. (No, we mean even more failure than usual.) While all of Twitter is being annoying and talking incessantly about nothing but Bran and Daenerys and Carl and Peg or whoever they are, we have been (ignoring it and) focusing on all Fox's sadness, starting with Pete Buttigieg's town hall, where he called Fox News a piece of shit to its face. Then we laughed and laughed at Fox News idiot Pete Hegseth, who is sending lots of begging to today's college graduates, that they might immediately get dropped on their heads and forget all their education, so they might grow up to be the Fox News viewers of the future.

Oh, and we haven't even had a chance to LOL at the epic hilarity of Steve Doocy trying to do man-on-the-street interviews in Midtown Manhattan, shoving the mic into the faces of New Yorkers who literally don't care if he goes and plays in traffic. That was fun!

But the point of this post is that we have finally learned what makes at least some Fox News viewers tick, and it is that Tucker Carlson "laughs like a girl." That is not us saying that, that is a Fox News fan lady telling the Washington Post's Erik Wemple why she loves Tucker Carlson so much.

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Michael is out, so I'm taking over your Sunday Show Rundown. This week everyone was talking about those awful abortion laws worming their way through state legislatures. As usual, most of the men were tripping on their dicks while trying to talk about vag. Luckily, there's enough women around to ladysplain things.

Bernie Sanders went on Meet the Press for the first time in FOREVER and played his greatest hits for all the kids. Sanders criticized Joe Biden's environmental policy (which is literally just "beat Trump"), stating that it wasn't "good enough." Sanders is right! (NO FIGHTING.)

SANDERS: Beating Trump is not good enough. You have to beat the fossil fuel industry, you have to take on all the forces of the status quo who do not want to move this country to energy efficiency and sustainable energy.

But then Chuck Todd asked Bernie a loaded question about women getting "sex-selective" abortions and the whole interview went off the rails. Bernie struggled to answer the dumbass question and came across looking stupid despite having spent the better part of the last week in Alabama railing against abortion bans.

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