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The Senate voted today to join the House in blocking Donald Trump's stupid "State of Emergency" declaration. Under the National Emergency Act, Congress is allowed to undo an emergency declaration, and since there's no goddamn emergency on the US-Mexico border, even some Republicans are against this thing. But Donald Trump is dead set on taking money already allocated for other purposes -- mostly military construction projects -- to pay for his dumb WALL, so he's already shouting he'll VETO the bill.

But who knows? The final vote was 59-41, with 12 Republicans voting with all 47 Democrats. That's just seven short of the number needed for an override, and would Trump want to risk that? Of course he would, don't be silly. He's confident he can keep Republicans bullied.


And since Yr Wonkette believes in reinforcing good behavior, the 12 Republicans who voted against the bogus emergy -- and yes, in favor of Congress's power to set budgets -- were:

  • Lamar Alexander (Tennessee)
  • Roy Blunt (Missouri)
  • Susan Collins (Maine)
  • Mike Lee (Utah)
  • Jerry Moran (Kansas)
  • Lisa Murkowski (Alaska)
  • Rand Paul (Kentucky)
  • Rob Portman (Ohio)
  • Mittens Romney (Utah)
  • Marco Rubio (Florida)
  • Pat Toomey (Pennsylvania)
  • Roger Wicker (Mississippi)

Of the 12, only two are up for reelection in 2020, Alexander and Collins. Alexander has already announced he won't run again, and as for Susan Collins, good for her. Maybe Sen. "Brett Kavanaugh respects Roe v Wade" isn't planning to run either, risking Trump's wrath? Not that we'd ever suggest craven electoral considerations may have been at play here.

Donald Trump blurted his verdict on the vote immediately:

If we're lucky, that means he thinks he's actually vetoed the bill, and he'll forget the formality of issuing a formal veto, after which it will become law in 10 days.

Also, how's this for some interesting ass-covering -- or is it careful positioning for a vote to override, hmmm?

But assuming, on the off chance, that Stephen Miller remains awake and prods Trump to do the veto thing, the next steps will of course be a possible override effort, and of course lawsuits. Sixteen states have already filed a federal suit claiming the declaration is unconstitutional, as have a whole boatload of public interest/nonprofit groups including the Center for Biological Diversity, the ACLU, and the Border Network for Human Rights, which held that big march and counter rally with Beto O'Rourke in El Paso a while back when Trump held his big slob picnic.

Whatever happens, you can bet Trump will declare he's won and that, before a single pound of cement is mixed, the wall is already finished.

[CNN]

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Bet you guys could do with some nice things about now, huh? So let's take a break from the usual grind of horrors and nastiness and look at some less miserable stuff for a while, shall we? Oh indeed we shall.

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I don't quite know how to tell you this, but a group of anti-abortion lunatics are currently urging people to stop immunizing their children on account of the fact that they believe that because some vaccines were made using cell lines from two aborted fetuses back in the 1960s, said vaccines are not only immunizing the world against disease, but against their prayers as well. They claim that were it not for these vaccines unfairly intervening with their plans, they would have overturned Roe v. Wade by now.

The group calls themselves Intercessors for America, and their whole deal is basically that they think prayers are literal magic and that if they pray super hard for leaders to do what they want, all of their wishes will come true. They send out a newsletter filled with extremely specific prayers for various politicians based on what they are doing that day and also have an "interactive prayer wall" on their site, which is actually just a Facebook comment section of some kind where a bunch of people are posting their prayers.

No, I did not press send. Though I was tempted.

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