Senator Enzi Cannot Say "Blagojevich," The Most Beautiful Word In The English Language

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February 10, 2010 10:23 AM

Look, it's Max Baucus's summer boyfriend, Mike Enzi! Mike Enzi has it so easy because he has a simple four-letter last name. Some people are not so lucky. In this video, note how fluently Mike Enzi says "ACORN" and how he cannot say "Blagojevich" at all. What, was this guy living under a buffalo for the entire first half of last year? Anyway. [Media Matters]

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Ann Coulter's America Will Die if Baby Jails Go Away, So That's Something!

Also, she eats babies. Allegedly.

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Ann Coulter is not impressed with Donald Trump's presumptuous plan to stop ripping babies away from their mothers and sending them to infant prison. For quite a while, Ann has been obsessively lamenting the very idea that American people even have children to "fill their lives with joy," but now (lol, "now") Ann has shifted her rage to immigrant people. Every time you watch her waving her alien-length arms around in a ritualistic frenzy over how shitty liberals are, just remember that we have already seen the emptiness of her soul laid bare. Remember that time she wanted to eat your baby because you got a tax credit?

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