Send Us Your Stupid Tuesday Polling Photos!
Every four years, Americans who happen to be primary voters in Texas, Ohio, Rhode Island and Vermont all meet up at the polling place to take dumb pictures with their iPhones. And then they hum "The Star Spangled Banner" or "Up Against The Wall You Redneck Mother" or Neil Young's "Ohio" as they send the pix to Wonkette. Please stop being unpatriotic and please start sending us your Stupid Tuesday Polling Pix right now! (Use the "email" feature of your phone, by "emailing" photos to firstname.lastname@example.org.)