Serious Question: Is Anthony Scaramucci A Clinton Mole?

Anthony Scaramucci, head communicator in charge of being the very bestlickspittle the Trump White House could buy. Anthony Scaramucci, who loves you and you and you and you and especially Reince Priebus, his "brother," whose job he is trying to take. Anthony Scaramucci, who "transparently" deleted all his tweets about being a big ol' homo-lovin' Muslin-lovin' gun- and wall-hatin' libtard who believes in climate change and that Donald Trump is a stupid idiot.

Yes, that Anthony Scaramucci. We'd been wondering a while (okay, since Friday, when we first heard of him, because we do not watch "news" on tv) if he was actually some sort of Hillary Clinton mole. I mean LOOK:

For crying out loud! But now we are asking with slightly more urgency, because, we mean, LOOK:

Scaramucci: Why not disrupt and decentralize the [healthcare] system, make it more price-competitive, increase competition for the insurance companies, reevaluate the way we're entering the primary care market like Secretary Price wants to do it and trust the process of the free market like in telecom, like in airlines?

Donald Trump's communications director, Anthony Scaramucci, is just asking why we can't make healthcare more like Comcast? You guys love Comcast right? Or how about the airlines? Everyone loves putting on their fedora and suit and heels and pearls to "jet-set" on the glamorous aeroplane with the lovely dames bringing you your cocktail. We mean, LOOK!

You are basically Don Draper, getting triple-teamed by all the sky waitresses!

Hey lady, his eyes are up here!

Sexy sexy jet-set ... oh.

Anyway, check one box, Anthony Scaramucci is definitely a Hillary Clinton mole, y/n.

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