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Oh look, it's June, which means the gays and the BLTs are busting out all over! Yes, it is LGBT Pride Month, which means President Obama has an excuse to be all gay and stuff, with his gay pride proclamation, the very last of his presidency! Next year, we'll have to suffer through President Hillary being too busy doing Benghazi to her emails to issue a pride proclamation, so we better enjoy this while it lasts, right?

Here's some of Barry's proclamation:

Last year’s landmark Supreme Court decision guaranteeing marriage equality in all 50 States was a historic victory for LGBT Americans, ensuring dignity for same-sex couples and greater equality across State lines. For every partnership that was not previously recognized under the law and for every American who was denied their basic civil rights, this monumental ruling instilled newfound hope, affirming the belief that we are all more free when we are treated as equals.

LGBT individuals deserve to know their country stands beside them. That is why my Administration is striving to better understand the needs of LGBT adults and to provide affordable, welcoming, and supportive housing to aging LGBT Americans. It is also why we oppose subjecting minors to the harmful practice of conversion therapy, and why we are continuing to promote equality and foster safe and supportive learning environments for all students. We remain committed to addressing health disparities in the LGBT community — gay and bisexual men and transgender women of color are at a particularly high risk for HIV, and we have worked to strengthen our National HIV/AIDS Strategy to reduce new infections, increase access to care, and improve health outcomes for people living with HIV.

[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/595879/gay-barack-obama-on-gay-magazine-cover-proves-hes-a-secret-gay"></a>[/wonkbar]Oh look at him all bragging and shit. Forgotten among his big accomplishments? That time Obama was on the cover of Out magazine's "Out 100," which proves for once and for all that Obama is homosexual.

But the truth is that Obama will go down in history as the most effective president ever, at least for LGBT purposes. When he came into office, Don't Ask Don't Tell was the law of the land, as was the Defense Of Marriage Act. THANKS BILL CLINTON FOR BOTH OF THOSE. (Just kidding, the alternatives would have been much worse.)

Now DADT and DOMA are dead, gay marriage has been forcibly crammed down the throat of every fundamentalist in America, and Obama's even demanding that people be nice to transgender folk!

[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/597422/2015-the-year-gay-became-mandatory-and-all-the-christians-got-holocausted"></a>[/wonkbar]Oh, and at long last, we have finally criminalized Christians baking cakes. That was the real goal all along.

Of course, as Obama points out, there's more to be done, more Christians to be feeded to lions:

I signed an Executive Order in 2014 [He's still bragging - Ed.] that prohibits discrimination against Federal employees and contractors on the basis of sexual orientation or gender identity. I urge the Congress to enact legislation that builds upon the progress we have made, because no one should live in fear of losing their job simply because of who they are or who they love. And our commitment to combatting discrimination against the LGBT community does not stop at our borders: Advancing the fair treatment of all people has long been a cornerstone of American diplomacy, and we have made defending and promoting the human rights of LGBT individuals a priority in our engagement across the globe. In line with America’s commitment to the notion that all people should be treated fairly and with respect, champions of this cause at home and abroad are upholding the simple truth that LGBT rights are human rights.

Pfffffffft, we all know Obama's only doing this because he's a secret gay cocaine hooker, like that lady Texas school board candidate (and the entire GOP Congress) tried to warn us.

Next thing you know, he'll be appointing himself gay dictator for life and importing only the hottest gay Syrian refugees to America, because he is gay married to Islam, the end.

[Huffington Post]

Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the senior editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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