June 23, 2006 02:31 PM
Shake-Up Continues to General Disinterest. Also, Clowns.
Norman Mineta resigned as Transportation Secretary. This seems to be important to many of you. We're guessing those of you who ride the bus. Eww.
He did it last Tuesday and no one even noticed until today. That is how boring Norman Mineta is.
In other, much more important news, four clowns broke into a nuclear missile launch facility in North Dakota last Tuesday. They "began beating the silo cover with hammers, in an attempt to take the Minuteman III missile off-line." We are not making this up.
Clowns Sabotage Nuke Missile [Defense Tech]