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Nov 07, 2020

Well, that was quite a decade we had since Tuesday! Did you sleep? Did you hydrate? Did you bake some goddamn BIDEN COOKIES? Us too, maybe, unclear, it's still Friday afternoon here. Let's have Wonkette's Top 10 stories this week as chosen by Joe Biden's Avengers.

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10. Judge Orders Post Office To Get Off Its Ass And Find Mail-In Ballots, Now, Vite, NO, NOW. It's true, he did that. Then Postmaster General Louis DeJoy explained to him, "no."

9. Idaho Legislators Make Pro-Virus Video In Stupid-Spreader Event . We're fucked.

8. It's Election Eve. NO BEDWETTING, PLEASE! We're not fucked!

7. Enjoy Your Socially Distant, Razor-Blade Free Halloween At Home! Did you? We did!

6. Guy Who Wanted To Kidnap Gov. Gretchen Whitmer Over COVID Orders Scared Of Getting COVID In Jail . Yeah, these people are really something.

5. A Comforting End Of Day Post Consisting Of Some Words In An Order . Was it comforting? It didn't seem that comforting.

4. Armed Trump Supporters Attempt To Road Rage Biden Campaign Out Of Texas . This was awful.

3. Can We PLEASE Close The Deal Today? Election Results Liveblog, Day Three! We ... could not.

2. Refresh This Post Every Five Seconds. Election Live Updates, Day Two! You did!

1. Could It Be ... Your LAST TRUMP LIVEBLOOG ... EVER? It was not.

There, now you have relived that magnificent week! Would you like to do it all over again? You wouldn't? Weird.

Here is a video out of 12 on my phone where most of them were just black, with vote counts in the background. My the girls like documenting the atrocities.