Oh look, our pal Shirley finally ended her well-deserved weeks of R&R to hold a press conference with Ag Secretary Tom Vilsack-of-poop about him groveling to get her to come back to the USDA. She decided not to take the job, because who wants to work for Tom Vilsack? That's not exactly titillating news, but what was funny was the body language these two showed in this press conference, and thus we had to make multiple Blingees documenting it.

"WHY ARE HUMAN BEINGS SO MUCH MORE COMPLICATED THAN CORN? CORN WOULD FORGIVE ME FOR FIRING IT." [WP]