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A brave iReporter in the land of Rapelay uploaded this shocking TSA grope video from one of their teevee comedy shows, which is basically SNL but funnier because it's in moon-language and Tim Meadows is nowhere in sight. It's a great distraction from preparing your fresh vending machine crabs for your Thanksgiving Cherry Blossom Hello-Kitty Festival.

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