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Sinister Plot Afoot To Teach Young Children About Obama

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Man, kids lurrrv Barack Obama, probably because his name is easy to pronounce and he's not a scowly old creep. Well, that's one explanation ... for losers! An alternative theory has it that the children's book industry transformed our nation's youth into a wandering herd of Obama zombies by releasing a whole bunch of presidential biographies for kids to read.


These biographies, they are so popular! But why, when nobody except John McCain's own unemployed daughter will write a book about an inspiring Republican?

"It's a question that answers itself, isn't it?" said conservative Encounter Books publisher Roger Kimball.

He called the surge of Obama biographies "a kind of vomiting forth of a certain species of politically correct sentimentality that has penetrated every nook and cranny of the culture."

It is terribly unfair that children's book publishers aren't turning out more books for the 5-12 set about John McCain's many uplifting years in a Vietnamese torture camp, or Sarah Palin's adventures attending every community college in the American West.

Obama's story thrills youngsters [Washington Times]

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A guest post by "Knitsy McPurlson," which we suspect is not a real name.

Yr Wonkette is not the only website run by brilliant peoples unafraid to poke people with sharp, pointy sticks. Ravelry.com – a website for knitters, crocheters, and other folks interested in textiles and fiber arts – is poking people with knitting needles, which are very sharp indeed.

This past weekend, Ravelry.com's founders showed the world how easy it is to de-platform white nationalists and racists when they banned all "support of Donald Trump and his administration" from their website, concluding they "cannot provide a space that is inclusive of all and also allow support for open white supremacy." Seems like people smart enough to decode a knitting pattern are also smart enough to decode Trump's not-so-hidden message of racism and white nationalism.

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One day, God willing, my grandchildren will click open their history textbooks and read about the Central American migrant internment camps. They'll learn about sick kids, locked in cages, kept hungry and dirty and cold for weeks on end, and they'll be horrified.

"Bubbie," they'll say, "how could this happen in America? How could there be toddlers sleeping on the ground without blankets, without soap or toothbrushes to clean themselves?"

"I don't know. I wish I had done more. I'm ashamed," I'll say. We will all have to answer for this atrocity. But some of us will have to answer more than others. Not just the archvillains like Stephen Miller and John Kelly, but the people who kept right on doing their jobs, even as those jobs morphed into defending concentration camps.

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