America's neo-con pamphlet theWashington Post can be found festering in certain driveways from Reston to Chevy Chase, but sometimes that's not good enough for the powerful CEO or lobbyist who wants to, say, beat the shit out of Richard Cohen in person. This is why Post publisher Katharine Weymouth is now hosting intimate sexy gatherings at her home, where for a small admission price (between $25,000 and $250,000), the lonely business leader can dine with WaPo editors and journalists, get a loving hummer from Krauthammer or Kristol or (imagine!) both of them.

BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE: Kat may also trick some "White House insiders" over to dinner, in which case the hard-working industrialist can "make their case" and get a law or whatever written just for them! And people say newspapers aren't important anymore .... [The Politico]