Having a drink named after you is the sincerest form of flattery:
7) LIQUOR PROBLEM? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ALCOHOLISM NOW SOCIALLY FIT FOR THOSE WITH WITSo sweet, but we're sticking to bourbon.
what’s the dif between a perky, witty, bubbling baby Betty Davis all lacerating and cute with her cutting comments and a dribbling, snorting, honking, frump faced female drunk person? The answer is two fold: great tits and about three drinks. Since that’s not much of a difference and we’re only 12 steps away from a cure anyway, why not have another drink? Here’s our choice:
“THE SNARKETTE” -- on the rocks with a big threatening glass--- it's one shot of all the white liquors in the speed rack, top with a splash of green crème de menthe and drop in one bright red, big butt smirking cherry…Dr Daddy prescribes one per hour starting with the morning Cheerios…pass out just before lunch then awake and repeat dosage til the pre-dinner nap…everything will be just so much like…Myrna Loy and William Powell with a little yapping dog Asta and room service …repeat daily til you awake at 30 and look 50…