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SNL's Elizabeth Warren Is Into BDSM — Bank Destroyin' And Savin' Medicare

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Last night on Saturday Night Live, Kate McKinnon's Elizabeth Warren stopped by Weekend Update to address a few recent items in the news about her campaign, in the most satisfying way possible.

When Colin Jost asked her about that CNBC story about how a bunch of Wall Street turds say they will support Trump if Warren is the nominee (which, by the way, is a compliment.), McKinnon's Warren said:

"You're kidding me? Whaaaaaa? The billionaires don't like me? Oh no! Look I'm gonna tell them the same thing my grandson told me when he took me to Avengers: Infinity War. 'This ain't for you. That's why you don't like it.' But, I don't know, then again, taking big checks from Wall Street worked out great for the last lady running for president. Let me just skip Wisconsin and change my name to 'Emails Benghazi' while I'm at it."

And in response to Jacob Wohl's accusation that she was having a BDSM affair with a 24-year-old Marine/male escort....

"That's Elizabeth Warren's vibe for sure. Transactional sex with a younger man. Look, rumors have power when they feel true. What has ever felt less true than any single part of that? If you think I'm in a room with a veteran and I don't immediately thank him for his service and then make sure he's getting his VA benefits, you're insane. Also, also 24! Look, any man younger than me by more than one day is my grandson. But part of that is true. I am into BDSM – 'Bank Destroyin' and Savin' Medicare.'"

Hell yes she is.


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ANYWAY. This is now your official open thread! Go talk amongst yourselves!

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Robyn Pennacchia

Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. Previously, she was a Senior Staff Writer at Death & Taxes, and Assistant Editor at The Frisky (RIP). Currently, she writes for Wonkette, Friendly Atheist, Quartz and other sites. Follow her on Twitter at @RobynElyse

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