So Long, and Thanks for All the Pageviews
I lack many of Ana Marie's attributes, but I hope my day here was at least mildly amusing.
But in the true Wonkette spirit, I'll leave you with a plug for my book, An Army of Davids.
Really, how can you live without it? Joe Trippi calls it a "masterpiece." (No, really, he does.) Makes a great wedding, graduation, or bar mitzvah present! Buy three copies so you'll have a spare. And a spare spare. . . .