* "How do you say no to someone without feeling a touch guilty?" [Bloomingdale (for now)]

* The storm didn't seem that bad, but apparently it wreaked havoc. [ABC 7 News]

* The truce is over? Shit. [In Shaw (now with more gentrification)]

* Could someone get The DCeiver a "fucktardese" translator? [The DCeiver]

* "Basically, if you buy your car out of state and then register your car in DC, there is something they call 'Title Excise Tax.' I call this 'sodomy with a nine-iron.'" [Drift Reality]