Walnuts sent out an e-mail today where, as on Monday, he quotes some riff-raff evidence about elections coming sooner than expected and, as a result, he'll need cash immediately for a presidential dime bag. My spam filter has failed me yet again.
In Monday's e-mail he mentioned a Post article about New Hampshire maybe moving its primary to Dec. 15 (not happening). Putting on his best "Mooooooom? Can I have $3.46 million for a new bike?" impression, his e-mail read, "The most effective way we can prepare is to put 100% of our New Hampshire budget in the bank right now" (emphasis his).
Today, he announces that the Republican Iowa caucus is set for Jan. 3, "JUST 78 Days Away!" He then doubles up on Monday's request: "The most effective way we can prepare is to put 100% of our Iowa and New Hampshire budget in the bank right now" (three guesses whose emphasis that is).
Yeah, let's give money to this guy's campaign in Iowa after he ignored it in 2000 and didn't participate in the Iowa Straw Poll this summer. Why can't he just confess that he's behind on his AmEx rather than saying every primary is happening, like, noonish tomorrow?
