Soon We Will Not Have Joe Walsh To Kick Around With Tammy Duckworth's Mechanical Feet
You know, we were sort of toying with live-blooging the last Duckworth-Walsh Illinois congressional debate, but then we were like, eh, maybe Tammy Duckworth will be kind of boring, and surely Joe Walsh is too much of a pussy to offer her a Purple Heart band-aid for her kickass robot legs to her face? But then Tammy Duckworth was not boring, and the increasingly bizarre (if that were even possible) deadbeat Congressman Joe Walsh waved around a picture proving his opponent wears women's clothes!!! Well unlike Joe Walsh (hopefully!) we are not about to make the same mistake twice! Join us, and this livestream, at 7 p.m. Eastern as we live-bloog the shit out of whatever oozes from Walsh's peevish puss.
Don't follow the polls, you'll drive yourself crazy.
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every once in a while. He&#039;s the most dependable source of what&#039;s really going on.
Do we really want to see that picture, though? My eyes still hurt from that picture of the fat lady hurling.