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Sorry, Ann, He's Just Not That Into You

ajairaj.jpgSeems like Ann Coulter has a tadpole crush on her latest heckler Ajai Raj. "He asked one of the more intelligent questions from the liberals," she told Hannity & Colmes, before cooing over his mug shot in her best hopelessly smitten, boys-are-icky! manner. Also, we note, she passively endorsed ass-fucking: "I said nothing about sodomy. I didn't say it was unnatural or immoral." Alas, Raj seems unmoved by Coulter's tough and spindly beauty, and the chance to feel hot gusts of Nicorette tickling his bare skin in a sweaty union of premarital bipartisanship. "And hey, Ann, don't come back to UT. We're better than your bullshit here," he writes at the end of his entertaining recap of his brief but lively encounter with the vigorously single marriage-protector. We think he's missing a great opportunity, but that's youth for you, always putting principles before passion.


Ann Coulter Heckler Speaks Out! [Poor Mojo Newswire]

Ann Coulter talks about Ajai Raj and the Question [Crooks and Liars]

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Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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