Recent disclosures from the Clark campaign:
· Does not know the meaning of the term "bling-bling."
· Believes that Justin Timberlake once belonged to the Beach Boys.
· Tried to cash in on the "street cred" of meeting Madonna's "husband, sister and some of her friends."
· Has been endorsed by George Jones.
Wes Clark: The whitest candidate in a very, very white field.
George Jones [Clark04.com]