Soviet Lifeguards Are More Bitter Than Ever!
Look, it's the Metro police watching Family Guy from their patrol car teevees because, hey, obligatory Wire reference. [ DCist ]
More Devastating Economic Tragedy, as the job security of hot Eastern Bloc lifeguards is threatened! [ Washington Post ]
Some DC magazines use innuendo to complain about each other's maritime parties. [ Fishbowl DC ]
The Nats still haven't paid off their subprime mortgage on their new stadium mansion. [ WTOP ]
Loser germophobes are trying to ruin free samples for everyone, just when food is back up to $100 a barrel. [ DC Examiner ]