Soviet Lifeguards Are More Bitter Than Ever!

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  • Look, it's the Metro police watching Family Guy from their patrol car teevees because, hey, obligatory Wire reference. [DCist]
  • More Devastating Economic Tragedy, as the job security of hot Eastern Bloc lifeguards is threatened!  [Washington Post]
  • Some DC magazines use innuendo to complain about each other's maritime parties. [Fishbowl DC]
  • The Nats still haven't paid off their subprime mortgage on their new stadium mansion. [WTOP]
  • Loser germophobes are trying to ruin free samples for everyone, just when food is back up to $100 a barrel. [DC Examiner]
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