Soviet Lifeguards Are More Bitter Than Ever!
- Look, it's the Metro police watching Family Guy from their patrol car teevees because, hey, obligatory Wire reference. [DCist]
- More Devastating Economic Tragedy, as the job security of hot Eastern Bloc lifeguards is threatened! [Washington Post]
- Some DC magazines use innuendo to complain about each other's maritime parties. [Fishbowl DC]
- The Nats still haven't paid off their subprime mortgage on their new stadium mansion. [WTOP]
- Loser germophobes are trying to ruin free samples for everyone, just when food is back up to $100 a barrel. [DC Examiner]