Pat Buchanan gave these to his grandkids* those children he knows who he hasn't eaten:

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Talbot's: Border patrol pajamas, Screen-printed top with pull-on, print bottoms. Top and bottoms have rib-knit cuffs. Flame resistant, cotton interlock. Machine wash. Imported. $26.00

And lest you think "border patrol" is just some fanciful way of describing a Cowboys-and-Indians theme, there's a close-up:

At least the helicopter's not black.

*Uhm, yeah. We ramble on about gin hangovers for three days and you think we can get it together to check facts?

Border patrol pajamas [Talbots]