Wasn't Eliot Spitzer supposed to be smart? No, he's a moron. And also a creep. When he needed an "alias" for his whoring, he just used the name of his real-life close friend and supporter, George Fox. The real George Fox "has known Governor Spitzer for more than 20 years and has been a supporter during the Governor's various political campaigns." It wasn't enough to shame his wife and family -- Creepy Eliot needed to humiliate his friends and supporters, too.
Mr. Fox, who we imagine to be a long-suffering sidekick with a comical speech impediment and a goofy hat, put out a statement about his "friend" using the name "George Fox" when registering at expensive hotels to have $4,300 illegal whore sex.
The news that his name may have been used as an alias comes as a great surprise and disappointment. Mr. Fox only became aware of Mr. Spitzer's alleged activity when informed of it Monday morning by the media. There is absolutely no connection between Mr. Fox and the Governor's alleged activity beyond the unauthorized use of his name.
Mr. Fox considers Governor Spitzer a close friend and is distressed by the news that has emerged.
Next we'll find out his three daughters were named after his favorite hookers.
Statement from the real George Fox [WNBC]
