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Spy Museum Wants You to Know It's Got Sex, Too!

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Most DC residents think of the International Spy Museum as either that place where my nieces and nephews go while I'm taking a break from their visit, or the expensive one. The museum, perhaps chastened by its you know -- for kids! reputation, has launched a sexy, not-at-all-exploitive new ad campaign (shown above, shot yesterday at the Farragut North Metro station) to let everybody know that they've got hos, babes, and naughty secrets as well! And that hot thing in the ad? She's totally a spy! I bet! Bitch set me up!

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Happy Sunday!

In case you hadn't heard -- last week, Glenn Beck's BlazeTV merged with CRTV to form an unholy voltron of right-wing drivel. Yes, for $10 a month you can watch a bunch of low budget talk shows that all appear to be mostly the same low-budget show, featuring a variety of mostly rando conservatives you've never heard of. Except for the racist guy from that duck show, whom you have heard of but probably forgot about entirely. I know I did!

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