Alva Johnson was an Obama voter who decided to give Donald Trump a chance to help the black community. She says she worked hard for his campaign and helped bring his message to African American voters, and all she got for her trouble was sexually harassed and underpaid. Looks like Trump is having another #MeToo moment, and this time there is no NDA preventing the accuser from speaking her mind.

The former Trump campaign staffer is here to let Trump know something very important in these days of billionaire sex traffickers and NFL Dons who moonlight as Johns. She is making it clear to Mister "When you're a star, they just let you do it" that it is not okay to move on her "like a bitch," and that's why she's suing him for sexual harassment. Sexual harassment is very bad, and we know that Trump has been accused many times, but Johnson also alleges she she was underpaid for her position, so underpaid that men with far fewer responsibilities earned more money than she did.

Johnson's lawsuit, filed Monday, February 25th, 2019, is just one of many filed by women over the years against the aging septuagenarian wannabe playboy, who eats Tic Tacs like Mario eats mushrooms, and uses the power boost to grab and grope women (allegedly) instead of punching bricks to death. Mario is better.

Johnson brought volunteers into the RV to take pictures with Trump. She noticed that Trump was attempting to make eye contact with her, she said in the interviews and lawsuit. When it was time for the rally, Johnson said Trump passed her as he exited the RV."

I've been on the road for you since March, away from my family," she told him, according to the lawsuit. "You're doing an awesome job. Go in there and kick ass."

Trump grasped her hand, thanked her for her work and leaned in, she said."

Oh, my God, I think he's going to kiss me," she said in an interview, describing the moment. "He's coming straight for my lips. So I turn my head, and he kisses me right on corner of my mouth, still holding my hand the entire time. Then he walks on out."

Can you imagine that huge face coming at you all romantically scrunched up, his tanning goggled (ALLEGEDLY!) eyes closing as his lips puckered up to deliver you some sugar? Oh my. You have to realize this was allegedly on August 24, almost two months before the "Access Hollywood" tapes came out, so Trump was fully confident in his fame and status. He probably wanted to grab Johnson by the ...

In a statement, White House press secretary Sarah Sanders dismissed Johnson's allegation as "absurd on its face."

Oh, that liar called Alva Johnson a liar? How original. Ms. Sanders, please be quiet for a long long time after this Administration finishes self-immolating.

Two Trump supporters that Johnson identified as witnesses — a campaign official and Pam Bondi, then the Florida attorney general — denied seeing the alleged kiss in interviews with The Post.

Pam Bondi? That notorious teller of truth? They could have just led off with, "Pam Bondi says," and we could have immediately closed the case and just decided to believe whatever Ms. Johnson said in the first place, rather than reading the entire lawsuit.

[The lawsuit] also alleges that the campaign discriminated against Johnson, who is black, by paying her less than her white male counterparts. A campaign spokeswoman, Kayleigh McEnany, rejected that claim as "off-base and unfounded."

Goodness, Kayleigh McEnany? Wow, they have ALL of the Lady Liars for Trump denying what sure sounds like a credible account Alva Johnson gave of the trauma she experience in that RV at the hands of Mr. Trump.

"I've tried to let it go," she said, beginning to cry. "You want to move on with your life. I don't sleep. I wake up at 4 in the morning looking at the news. I feel guilty. The only thing I did was show up for work one day." [...]

Johnson said she grew agitated as the #MeToo movement emboldened women to speak up about sexual misconduct. She said she was also motivated to act as she saw the impact of the president's policies, specifically the detention of immigrant children. "Babies in cages — I didn't think it was going to be this bad," she said.

Babies in cages really upset normal humans, so it's no surprise Ms. Johnson is in part motivated by the ugliness she has seen from the Trump Administration towards migrant families. It's pretty clear that this Obama-to-Trump voter won't be giving her vote to Trump again, and is very unlikely to help him win the State of Alabama next time. So, if there should happen to be a Trump campaign in 2020 after Robert Mueller and the Congress finish their investigations, Trump may not want to call her for help reaching out to African Americans, or as Trump calls us, "Chicago".

How many women does this make that have accused Trump of inappropriate sexual advances? A trillionty? We lost count. Great news, though, because journalist Judd Legum already has spent the day tweeting the list of names of President Alleged Sexual Predator's accusers:

In all, Legum listed off 15 women who have come out since Trump began his quest to ruin America for all of the "undesirables," Alva Johnson is simply the latest in a long line of women who have allegedly been bothered or worse by the madman who runs America. Trump may appear to the living embodiment of sexual harassment, but since he became president, women have been telling men right to their rapefaces that their time is up. We are not saying Trump invented sexual harassment -- if he had, sexual harassment probably would have had to declare bankruptcy and go out of business ages ago LOLOLOL it's funny because it's true -- but that sexual harassment is so pervasive, pretty soon we are going to have to start making lists of all the people who haven't sexually harassed anyone, so we can drive to their homes in the Prize Patrol vans, and hand them huge checks for like 25 bucks at Arby's.

And it would really be swell if we had a President we could take seriously on that issue, rather than a president who makes women want to practice leaning back until our heads touch the ground just to avoid unwanted kisses from the orange codger.


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Once upon a time... about ten years ago, a group of entirely ridiculous men burst onto the scene wearing stupid hats and telling men that wearing stupid hats and telling men that walking up to women in bars and insulting ("negging") them would get them laid. This did not last long, as women also had televisions and computers and were completely aware of these tricks as well, so when some ass came up to us in a bar and said "Hey, nice nails, are they real?" we would laugh and laugh and loudly announce "Oh my god, this guy just tried to neg me! Can you believe that shit? HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY JUST TRIED TO NEG ME!" and then refer to him as "Mystery" the whole night.

Most of the men who tried that shit only did so a few times before realizing that it wasn't going to work, and thus moved on to other things. Perhaps things that did not involve furry hats and coming off as a huge creep. We may never know, because I would assume that those who tried it are now extremely embarrassed and would never, ever admit to this to us.

Still, there were a few men willing to eat that shit up, as well as some grifters willing to take advantage of that. Said grifters tended to be extremely misogynistic and seemed more like they were teaching men how to be as despised by women as they were than teaching them how to actually be liked by women.

Some of them, like Roosh V, a creepy weirdo who actually does live in his mom's basement, actively encouraged men to rape women who were intoxicated to the point of being obviously unable to consent.

However, even that branch of the PUA tree is wilting away. Many "self-help" style PUA forums like Nextasf and RSDnation are shutting down or have already shut down. In March, Chateau Heartiste, a batshit crazy PUA turned White Nationalist/Alt-Right blog was shut down by Wordpress. This week, rape advocate Roosh V (whom you may recall once called yours truly a "Wonkette typist/clown face, would not bang") announced that he was renouncing his PUA ways and devoting himself to Jesus. He explained to the forum he manages that he would no longer be allowing anyone to discuss premarital "fornication."

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'Baby Geniuses' star Jon Voight took to Twitter early this morning to proclaim his undying love for Donald Trump, probably because there is no one left in his life who will listen to him talk about this, or anything else, in person. In this video rant, Voight encouraged members of the Republican Party, whom he apparently thinks are the only real citizens of the United States, to stand by Donald Trump and "acknowledge the truth" that he is the best President since Abraham Lincoln.

Part ONE:

People of the Republican Party, I know you will agree with me when I say our president has our utmost respect and our love. This job is not easy. For he's battling the left and their absurd words of destruction. I've said this once and I'll say this again. That our nation has been built on the solid ground from our forefathers, and there is a moral code of duty that has been passed on from President Lincoln. I'm here today to acknowledge the truth, and I'm here today to tell you my fellow Americans that our country…

Oh no, not our absurd words of destruction!

Part DEUX:

is stronger, safer, and with more jobs because our President has made his every move correct. Don't be fooled by the political left, because we are the people of this nation that is witnessing triumph. So let us stand with our president. Let us stand up for this truth, that President Trump is the greatest president since President Lincoln.

Does Jon Voight not know there have been... other presidents? Can he name them? Because really, it does not sound like it. Does he also not know that a very big chunk of the Republican Party actually does not care very much for Abraham Lincoln? Namely those defenders of Confederate statues that Trump called "very fine people?" Also, did he intentionally diss their beloved Ronald Reagan?

Who can know? Who can even tell what he is trying to say or why he is trying to say it. He doesn't appear to have tweeted much since 2016, so I'm guessing whoever's job it was to keep him from tanking his career quit. Either that... or after filming the seventh season of Ray Donovan, he found out it's going to be canceled or his character is getting killed off or something and he is now free to be a jackass? I don't know, I haven't watched the show, although my parents are very into it and mad that I haven't watched it. Literally all I know about it is that it has something to do with Boston, because they keep mentioning that to me like it's a selling point.

It seems useless at this point to note that the people who scream their faces off about how bad it is for Hollywood celebs to support liberal causes, and how they should keep their politics to themselves, etc. etc. make a way bigger deal than normal people do whenever a Big Time Hollywood Celebrity like Jon Voight or, uh, Scott Baio, supports their cause. Mostly because they're the only ones who have elected a reality TV star and the star of Bedtime for Bonzo (who by the way, also once practically ruined a perfectly good Bette Davis movie with his bad acting. Which is not to say that Dark Victory is not fantastic and probably the best thing to watch if you want to sob your face off, but he was very bad in it.) to run the country.

But we might as well do that anyway, because it actually never stops being funny.

[Jon Voight Twitter]

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