Trump Sued For 'Access Hollywood'-ing All Over Campaign Staffer, ALLEGEDLY, OH HOW SHOCKING!

Alva Johnson was an Obama voter who decided to give Donald Trump a chance to help the black community. She says she worked hard for his campaign and helped bring his message to African American voters, and all she got for her trouble was sexually harassed and underpaid. Looks like Trump is having another #MeToo moment, and this time there is no NDA preventing the accuser from speaking her mind.

The former Trump campaign staffer is here to let Trump know something very important in these days of billionaire sex traffickers and NFL Dons who moonlight as Johns. She is making it clear to Mister "When you're a star, they just let you do it" that it is not okay to move on her "like a bitch," and that's why she's suing him for sexual harassment. Sexual harassment is very bad, and we know that Trump has been accused many times, but Johnson also alleges she she was underpaid for her position, so underpaid that men with far fewer responsibilities earned more money than she did.

Johnson's lawsuit, filed Monday, February 25th, 2019, is just one of many filed by women over the years against the aging septuagenarian wannabe playboy, who eats Tic Tacs like Mario eats mushrooms, and uses the power boost to grab and grope women (allegedly) instead of punching bricks to death. Mario is better.

Johnson brought volunteers into the RV to take pictures with Trump. She noticed that Trump was attempting to make eye contact with her, she said in the interviews and lawsuit. When it was time for the rally, Johnson said Trump passed her as he exited the RV."

I've been on the road for you since March, away from my family," she told him, according to the lawsuit. "You're doing an awesome job. Go in there and kick ass."

Trump grasped her hand, thanked her for her work and leaned in, she said."

Oh, my God, I think he's going to kiss me," she said in an interview, describing the moment. "He's coming straight for my lips. So I turn my head, and he kisses me right on corner of my mouth, still holding my hand the entire time. Then he walks on out."

Can you imagine that huge face coming at you all romantically scrunched up, his tanning goggled (ALLEGEDLY!) eyes closing as his lips puckered up to deliver you some sugar? Oh my. You have to realize this was allegedly on August 24, almost two months before the "Access Hollywood" tapes came out, so Trump was fully confident in his fame and status. He probably wanted to grab Johnson by the ...

In a statement, White House press secretary Sarah Sanders dismissed Johnson's allegation as "absurd on its face."

Oh, that liar called Alva Johnson a liar? How original. Ms. Sanders, please be quiet for a long long time after this Administration finishes self-immolating.

Two Trump supporters that Johnson identified as witnesses — a campaign official and Pam Bondi, then the Florida attorney general — denied seeing the alleged kiss in interviews with The Post.

Pam Bondi? That notorious teller of truth? They could have just led off with, "Pam Bondi says," and we could have immediately closed the case and just decided to believe whatever Ms. Johnson said in the first place, rather than reading the entire lawsuit.

[The lawsuit] also alleges that the campaign discriminated against Johnson, who is black, by paying her less than her white male counterparts. A campaign spokeswoman, Kayleigh McEnany, rejected that claim as "off-base and unfounded."

Goodness, Kayleigh McEnany? Wow, they have ALL of the Lady Liars for Trump denying what sure sounds like a credible account Alva Johnson gave of the trauma she experience in that RV at the hands of Mr. Trump.

"I've tried to let it go," she said, beginning to cry. "You want to move on with your life. I don't sleep. I wake up at 4 in the morning looking at the news. I feel guilty. The only thing I did was show up for work one day." [...]

Johnson said she grew agitated as the #MeToo movement emboldened women to speak up about sexual misconduct. She said she was also motivated to act as she saw the impact of the president's policies, specifically the detention of immigrant children. "Babies in cages — I didn't think it was going to be this bad," she said.

Babies in cages really upset normal humans, so it's no surprise Ms. Johnson is in part motivated by the ugliness she has seen from the Trump Administration towards migrant families. It's pretty clear that this Obama-to-Trump voter won't be giving her vote to Trump again, and is very unlikely to help him win the State of Alabama next time. So, if there should happen to be a Trump campaign in 2020 after Robert Mueller and the Congress finish their investigations, Trump may not want to call her for help reaching out to African Americans, or as Trump calls us, "Chicago".

How many women does this make that have accused Trump of inappropriate sexual advances? A trillionty? We lost count. Great news, though, because journalist Judd Legum already has spent the day tweeting the list of names of President Alleged Sexual Predator's accusers:

In all, Legum listed off 15 women who have come out since Trump began his quest to ruin America for all of the "undesirables," Alva Johnson is simply the latest in a long line of women who have allegedly been bothered or worse by the madman who runs America. Trump may appear to the living embodiment of sexual harassment, but since he became president, women have been telling men right to their rapefaces that their time is up. We are not saying Trump invented sexual harassment -- if he had, sexual harassment probably would have had to declare bankruptcy and go out of business ages ago LOLOLOL it's funny because it's true -- but that sexual harassment is so pervasive, pretty soon we are going to have to start making lists of all the people who haven't sexually harassed anyone, so we can drive to their homes in the Prize Patrol vans, and hand them huge checks for like 25 bucks at Arby's.

And it would really be swell if we had a President we could take seriously on that issue, rather than a president who makes women want to practice leaning back until our heads touch the ground just to avoid unwanted kisses from the orange codger.


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