State of the State of the Union Liveblogging/Drinking Game: Join Us At 9PM (6PM Pacific)
So many of you are asking, in very concerned-sounding emails, whether or not Wonkette will be performing its standard ritual of liveblogging and "a drinking game" on the night of the State of the Union address. COME ON WHAT DO YOU THINK, OF COURSE WE WILL DO THIS, JUST LIKE EVERY YEAR SINCE (gulp) 2004.
You will want to stop off at the medical marijuana dispensary for a supply of fireworks, alcohol, personal weaponry and dope-weed. Then, fill a glass or pop a top or load a bong or whatever one does, to get along these days. And we can all cry together. Herman Cain is delivering the "Tea Party Response," hahahahahaha!