We feel kind of dirty about pimping this, because Americans must protect their precious dog-torturing freedoms, but it's probably the only opportunity to say "naked girl" and "State of the Union" in the same post.

If your boss complains about the actual naked girl talking on your computer screen -- with hilarious Congressional Cheering reaction shots -- just make your heartless boss watch all the mutilated bunnies at the end. And then call him/her a fascist. Free the Pets!

State of the Union Undress [PETA]