Stephen Colbert: Can We Stop The Black Lesbian Robot Apocalypse? Probably Not! (Video)
Well, humanity, it was a nice ride, but it's over. Stephen Colbert brings us news of the end -- a computer program has finally beaten the Turing test -- maybe -- fooling a third of human questioners into thinking it was a 13-year-old boy. "Which makes sense if you think about it. Like a teenage boy, a computer sleeps a lot and spends all day on the internet." But that's not the scariest news Colbert found.
Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.