Stephen Colbert Is Ready To De-Poutinize Canadian Anchor Baby Ted Cruz (Video)
Stephen Colbert is very happy that Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Alberta) has finally renounced his Canadian citizenship, but has serious doots aboot whether Cruz has actually managed to truly shed all the vestiges of his Canadianness. And so he generously offers to complete the Senator's de-programming, to help him finally be a true American and stop tearing up whenever he hears Anne Murray. Step one: Punch a moose. And pay for your own healthcare.
in all fairness, Zep really did ripoff Spirit.
But I thought that the wingnuts liked Poutine, especially when he is shirtless and wrestling bears.