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Rep. Steve King of Iowa is mad and he's not gonna take it anymore! Back in the old days, he was allowed to Nazi around all he wanted without ever being held accountable, because after all, as former House Speaker John Boehner said, some of the Republicans in Congress are Nazis and that's just how it is. Now he's been facing a backlash just because he said a bunch of Nazi stuff to a Nazi shitrag in Austria while on a trip funded by a Holocaust memorial group. UNFAIR!

The National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC) has been all up King's ass, saying it condemns him for his flagrant Nazi-ing, and even companies like Land O' Lakes announced they would stop lathering up Steve King's body with the sweet butter of campaign donations. Meanwhile, King's opponent in IA-04, Democrat J.D. Scholten, has been running a really good race and polls show he may be nipping at King's heels! Could King go down in electoral flames today? IF THERE IS A GOD, HE WILL.

So King knew he had to get back to the basics and reassure Iowa voters and Iowa cows (who aren't 'posed to vote, actually) that he has their best interests in mind, and he knows their best interests are LOL GAY JOKES ARE SO FUNNY BECAUSE APPARENTLY IT IS STILL 1995.


That is just a well-constructed gay joke, and it cleverly features other kinds of hate too! He's calling them lesbians, as if that's a bad thing. He's being generally hateful toward women. And by saying "TO CUBA," he shoehorns in some of that anti-Hispanic hate he loves to spread so much! Well done, Steve King! Iowans should reward King at the polls by electing his opponent J.D. Scholten.

But King was not done!

He is still very mad that the NRCC and its leader Rep. Steve Stivers are condemning him and even refusing to give King any extra moneys, so he had some choice words for the NRCC, and they were choice GAY-HATIN' words.

King ratcheted up his feud with the House campaign arm of the Republican Party, belittling the National Republican Congressional Committee for supporting a gay candidate in California.

"They sent money over to support a candidate in primary in California who was a, uh, had a sex-same partner that they put all over glossy mailers," King said to a group of voters. "I don't know if they were holding hands, or what was the deal. It's hard to write a check to those guys when they do that."

Last week the National Republican Congressional Committee signaled it would not invest any last minute cash into his race, despite the district appearing to be in play.

Oh, Steve King! Have you not gotten the memo that literally nobody who matters in America gives a shit about hating gay people anymore? Yes, even in Trump's America, it is only the weirdest and sickest among us who are still focused on whether Heather Has Two Mommies or some Log Cabin Republican dick candidate is married to his husband.

But we get it, though, and we HEAR YOU, STEVE KING. You are a Nazi and you don't like the Mexicans because they have "cantaloupe calves" and you think the gays are pretty gross too.

Oh look, here is a very recent picture of Steve King with another Nazi white supremacist-type dude, in case you didn't hear Steve King is a Nazi:

Please send this blog post to every gay person in King's district in Iowa, and also all their friends, and tell them the polls are close so PLEASE VOTE TODAY.

It's long past time we deported this motherfucker out of the United States Congress.

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CLEAR YOUR CALENDARS FOR FEBRUARY 7! And then fill them back up with whatever the fuck you want, because Michael Cohen has announced through his lawyers that he is too scared to testify before an open session of Congress that day, citing threats to his family from Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani.

Wonkette has no reason to believe Cohen isn't being serious here, and NBC News reports Cohen's wife and father-in-law are particularly concerned about their safety if the man who used to call his boss MIS-TURRRR TWUMP goes to Congress and tells the truth this time. Still, we must pause to note that this is the same guy who said this to NPR reporter Tim Mak, back when Mak was at The Daily Beast:

"I will make sure that you and I meet one day while we're in the courthouse. And I will take you for every penny you still don't have," Cohen told Mak [...] "And I will come after your Daily Beast and everybody else that you possibly know."

"So I'm warning you, tread very fucking lightly, because what I'm going to do to you is going to be fucking disgusting. You understand me?"

It's not so fun when the shoe is on the other foot, IS IT, MICHAEL?

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Did Nancy Pelosi do something to give Donald Trump the mistaken impression he has leverage here? We don't remember her doing anything like that!

Trump sent Pelosi a letter this morning to say that, despite how she told him to stay the fuck out of her House because of his government shutdown, he would still be coming to the House on January 29 to deliver his State of the Union address. And for some weird-ass reason, Trump and his advisers in the White House actually thought she would back down. It's both hilarious and alarming that Trump and his people are that stupid, isn't it?

Anyway, Pelosi took the dare. She took the dare. Was there anybody besides those dumb fucking idiots in the White House who thought she wouldn't take the dare?

Pelosi sent a letter right back to Trump to kindly explain to him that no means "go fuck yourself," and that if he'd like her to stick her foot further up his ass and kick it around a bunch, he's welcome to test her some more:

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