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Steven Howard Should Probably Watch His Back

Plotting commencing in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1In June 2006, Steven Howard -- an environmental consultant with high morals but little sense -- decided it would be a great idea to sort of maybe kinda shove Darth Cheney to get his attention so that he could tell him what a shit he is about Iraq. To Darth's credit, he didn't immediately disembowel Steve because of the children present, but Steve did get picked up by the Secret Service and had to sit in a county jail cell for three hours.


But then, suddenly, Darth decided that he didn't want to press charges and Steve, in a desperate effort to save his life, filed a lawsuit to hopefully get enough press to avoid his inevitable grisly demise. What his lawyers found, though, is that no one really knows with how much force he touched Darth (who is refusing to say) and that the Secret Service might be a bunch of whiny little girls who get in snits and hang up on each other and try to make people who touch the Vice President look as bad as possible, possibly to avoid people thinking it's okay to run around inappropriately touching the Vice President. Actually, um, that last part I might be ok with because I don't want some crazy right wing guy thinking it's cool to run up on whomever ends up being the next Veep (or President) because they tend to make with the guns.

Secret Service: Detailed Look at '06 Turmoil [NY Times]

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Roger Stone, you got some 'splainin' to do, Mister! Remember all those times Stone swore on his Nixon tattoo that he never had any contact with Russians, wasn't a campaign surrogate, and wasn't tipped off to stolen DNC emails in advance? Like that time he told the Washington Post:

"I've never been to Russia. I didn't talk to anybody who was identifiably Russian during the two-year run-up to this campaign," he said. "I very definitely can't think of anybody who might have been a Russian without my knowledge. It's a canard."

Stone told the House Intelligence Committee the same thing last September, but, LOL FUNNY STORY! Seems that Stone just plum forgot about that time in May, 2016 when Trump communications advisor Michael Caputo asked him to meet with Henry Greenberg, "a man with a Make America Great Again hat and a viscous Russian accent." The Washington Post reports, Greenberg was offering sexxxxy Russian dirts on Hillary Clinton, which Stone and Caputo were only too happy to grab by the pussy. But they just couldn't get there!

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Congressman Beto O'Rourke, who hopes to replace Ted Cruz in the US Senate this fall, is one of several Texas and El Paso leaders participating in a march to the just-opened tent city at the US/Mexico border in Tornillo, Texas, where children have already been imprisoned "placed."

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