Stop Those Gay Teachers In Maine From Making The Gay Kids Come Out!
The latest anti-gay ad in Maine, produced by a paranoid schizophrenic on meth, features random documents with bureaucratic titles and pulled phrases flying around the screen at warp speed, to Warn us. The gay teachers in Maine are all going to come out and then force the gay children -- you know, the quiet little boys who play with dolls in the sandbox at recess -- to come out with them.
"Gay marriage will be taught in schools unless we vote Yes on Question 1," the insane person tells us. Do they "teach" straight marriage now? When we were in grade school, all the teaching was about multiplication and reading and George Washington and whatever. Now everyone just learns to be gay and to sext each other and to compare and contrast iPhones and Palm Pres.
Doubling Down [Andrew Sullivan]