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Straight Talk Express Demolishes Minivan In Florida

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John McCain's armored mammoth-of-death, the famous Straight Talk Express bus, completely destroyed a minivan making a right turn yesterday in Miami. The minivan was holding a black person, maybe, we don't actually know. The Straight Talk Express was holding Joe Lieberman. *Just saying.*


The idiot bus wasn't even carrying John McCain -- just Joe Lieberman and a slave boy. It was in the left-only lane and tried to make a right turn. Little cars do this all the time, and it's annoying. But when 500 million-pound Republican tanks try to do this, they usually end up destroying cars filled with black people.

(In truth, we have no idea to which race the minivan driver belonged. Anyway,) Look what he did to this black guy's car!

McCain's bus crashes in Miami [Miami Herald]

McCain Tour Bus Crashes in Miami (Who Let Gramps Drive the Bus?) [Miami New Times]

The straight talk barrels through miami, literally [Veridoo]

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Poor People Are Mad As Hell, And They're Not Going to Take It Anymore.

The Poor People's Campaign marched on Washington, and we were there!

Culture Wars
by Dominic Gwinn

Yesterday the new Poor People's Campaign, led by Rev. William Barber and Rev. Dr. Liz Theoharis, concluded 40 days of protest and civil disobedience with a rally on the National Mall. Building off of Rev. Martin Luther King Jr's original Poor People's Campaign 50 years ago, the new campaign is aimed at uniting labor leaders with activists to build a coalition of all marginalized people

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The police have clearly failed to stop the scourge of black kids selling water to thirsty people, so your average law-abiding, permit-respecting white lady has no choice but to take matters into her own (did we mention they were white?) hands. You might call her a busybody gone power mad or a simple tool of racist micoaggression, but we just call her "Permit Patty."

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