STUNNING REVELATIONS IN TWO NEW CLINTON BIOS
Carl Bernstein's A Woman in Charge: The Bitchy Life of Hillary Clinton and Her Way: Hillary Clinton is Very Mean and Also a Bitch, by Jeff Gerth and Don Van Netta Jr., are two long-awaited peeks into the secret life of Hillary Clinton, our next president. The Post obtained advance copies of both books, and today presents shocking stories from each of them. DID YOU KNOW:
* The Clintons had a SECRET PLAN to be presidents for 16 years!!
* Hillary hired a private investigator to undermine Gennifer Flowers until she was DESTROYED!!
* She's CONTEMPLATED DIVORCE!!
* The health care initiative failed because Hillary is TOO MEAN!!
* Sometimes she likes to put on MEN'S CLOTHING and recite David Mamet monologues!!
* Unlike respectable, feminine women, she is a VERY GOOD DRIVER!!
* She still LOVES TO SHOP though!!
* Her favorite Beach Boy: MIKE LOVE!!
* Interviews with former colleagues suggest that Hillary is QUITE AMBITIOUS!!
* One time she TRAPPED Dennis Kucinich in a locker for two hours!!
* Chelsea Clinton is actually the product of a SECRET CLONING EXPERIMENT involving Hillary and Lenin!!