STUNNING REVELATIONS IN TWO NEW CLINTON BIOS
Carl Bernstein'sA Woman in Charge: The Bitchy Life of Hillary ClintonandHer Way: Hillary Clinton is Very Mean and Also a Bitch, by Jeff Gerth and Don Van Netta Jr., are two long-awaited peeks into the secret life of Hillary Clinton, our next president. ThePostobtained advance copies of both books, and today presents shocking stories from each of them. DID YOU KNOW:
* The Clintons had a SECRET PLAN to be presidents for 16 years!!
* Hillary hired a private investigator to undermine Gennifer Flowers until she was DESTROYED!!
* She's CONTEMPLATED DIVORCE!!
* The health care initiative failed because Hillary is TOO MEAN!!
* Sometimes she likes to put on MEN'S CLOTHING and recite David Mamet monologues!!
* Unlike respectable, feminine women, she is a VERY GOOD DRIVER!!
* She still LOVES TO SHOP though!!
* Her favorite Beach Boy: MIKE LOVE!!
* Interviews with former colleagues suggest that Hillary is QUITE AMBITIOUS!!
* One time she TRAPPED Dennis Kucinich in a locker for two hours!!
* Chelsea Clinton is actually the product of a SECRET CLONING EXPERIMENT involving Hillary and Lenin!!