Stupid Donald Trump Just Found Out Abraham Lincoln Was A Republican
Just a couple of Republican presidents
Donald Trump addressed the National Republican Congressional Committee Dinner on Tuesday night, and he dropped a BREAKING BOMBSHELL on the Republicans in attendance, about Abraham Lincoln, the 16th president of the United States, who is an example of somebody who has done an amazing job that is being recognized more and more, Trump has noticed, much like Frederick Douglass:
Here’s that moment— Trump: "Most people don’t even know" Lincoln was a Republican, says PACs should take out an ad to promote that. pic.twitter.com/Hw9LrWqUFB— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) March 22, 2017
Great president. Most people don't even know he was a Republican, right?
RIGHT? The Republicans, who, as Time snarkily points out, call themselves the "Party of Lincoln," probably because they all drive luxurious Town Cars, all slid out their seats in orgasmic glee to find out that the president who freed the slaves was a Republican. "We should use this in an ad," the GOP strategists probably thought, "to once and for all convince The Blacks to leave the Democrat Plantation," an idea that none of them had ever had before in their entire lives.
Does anyone know? A lot of people don't know that.
Christ, what an idiot.
Trump, understanding that he had discovered something completely new, set his brain wheels in motion on what the GOP could do with his startling discovery:
We have to build that up a little bit more, let's take an ad, let's use one of those PACs. Those PACs. You never know what the hell's gonna come out of those PACs.
Uh, we think they have their marching orders, and it is an ad about Abraham Lincoln being a Republican! It could be the big surprise at the end, like the reveal on "The Apprentice" when we find out that the black contestant is going home.
Here's MSNBC's Joy Reid, translating Trump's words in a way we all know too well at this point:
Oh, to be the aide who whispered this one in Donald Trump's ear! Sarah Huckabee Sanders or whoever you are, you're getting TWO crunchy well-done Trump steaks with ketchup and rainbow sprinkles after work today, for being such a good aide!
Anyway, yeah we guess there are a few people out there who don't know Abraham Lincoln, of the Party Of Lincoln, was a Republican. They are probably Trump voters. Meanwhile, Trump has accomplished something remarkably mediocre, in discovering this information. He's gone from literally not knowing anything except vaguely that Lincoln was the president of America, and graduated to the very "needs improvement" place where the average teabagger Republican is, which is thinking you have a real "GOTCHA!" for stickin' it to the liberals, that you can pull out and say, "HA! Lincoln freed the slaves, and he was a R-E-P-U ... aw fuck it, I ain't know how to spell it, but he sure as hell wasn't no liberal! Also, reckon this means we can still be racist, because Lincoln."
Idiots like that have literally no idea that the parties have fully switched places on issues like race since the time of Lincoln, and because they have literally no idea, they have no idea that the rest of us know it.
In short, Donald Trump is now doing teabaggery at a Kindergarten level, and that is pathetic.
Sweet Jesus, what a fucking moron.
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