Seriously, what was up with that super boring debate last night? John McCain was supposed to call Barack Obama a terrorist pal, and then Barack Obama was supposed to say "Hey man that is just wrong" and rip off McCain's testicles and sauté them gently before feeding them to Tom Brokaw withun sauce béarnaise which is precisely how an elitist is supposed to confront a grizzled old war hero in a Town Hall. Instead we got a lot of respectful disagreement, which was dull. Sure, the reaction last night was bad enough. But witness this morning's sad collection of headlines:



John McCain has one more chance to show America he's a steady hand at the tiller, my friends, and that means one thing: next week's debate will feature something filthy involving Reverend Tony "Rezko" Ayers getting mauled by a moose, or else "that one" will probably definitely be president, unless Florida votes Republican.

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