Super Mini Homo Geniuses
- How do you become a nominee if you don't actually compete in any primaries? Giuliani must be reading the Alan Keyes Guide to Winning Elections. [Wizbang Politics]
- Democrats didn't fund a border fence, but they did send Tom Tancredo a hammer and a bunch of nails. [Think Progress]
- Wait, do you're saying that teh gays don't fuck dead children? [Election Central]
- Have $34m dollars to spend and penchant for gang rape? This yacht's for you! [Fresh Intelligence]
- Gay conspiracy toddlers who are apparently in fifth grade. [WorldNet Daily]
- Both Republicans and Democrats in Iowa understand that the caucuses are the only things that matter about their state. [Swamp Politics]
