Swell Fellow Who Wrote 'Bill Clinton Love Child' Book Has Some Gentle Murmurs For Your Wonkette
AND ALSO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Today, Wonkette staff writer Doktor Zoom -- note, NOT EVAN HURST -- wrote a post making fun of Matt Drudge for re-upping a rumor he had himself debunked way back in the gay '90s. That rumor was that Bill Clinton had a love child, Danney Williams, with a lady who was a hooker at the time. The Star newspaper said it had a DNA test! And that Bill Clinton was not Danney Williams's big daddy! Matt Drudge was like "durrrrr"! But for some reason today was a good day to bring that up again, no, we have no idea why.
Does Matt Drudge have Alzheimer's? We are just asking questions!
It is a very nice letter, as you will instantly see.
Dear Evan Hurst, [ed note: NOPE!] you ignorant piece of shit: Danney Williams is in fact the son of Bill Clinton. Read the paperback edition of my book The Clinton's War on Women where this is discussed in detail. Here: [We have cleverly switched Morrow's Amazon link with our own! Let's see if he notices! -- Dok]
Shithead Evan, there was no DNA test in 1999 performed on Danney Williams. The Star in 1999 was owned by Roger Altman, a BFF (that means "best friend forever" shithead) of Bill Clinton and the Star, aka the Clintons, planted a phony DNA test to kill the Danney William story. They planted the story because then Carl Limbacher of NewsMax was digging deep into this story and had written multiple articles on it, so they had to "kill" the story because Hillary was running for Senate in NY in 2000.
It worked because idiot Howard Kurst of Wash Post picked it up as legit and also the LA Times ran with this horseshit story. Kurst has been told to correct his fantastically flawed reporting and he has refused to do this. Which is to take a tabloid owned by a best friend of the Clintons at face value. It would be the same as relying on the National Enquirer to tell you the truth about Donald Trump.
Stupid Evan, you might want to google "Roger Altman Bill Clinton" and "Roger Altman, owner of the Star"
1999 Star owner was Roger Altman, friends with Bill Clinton since 1965 college http://www.nytimes.com/1999/02/17/business/investment-group-buys-the-national-enquirer-and-star-magazine.html
Roger Altman - 1999 Star owner - BFF with Bill Clinton since 1965 college http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/1997-06-22/roger-altman-hits-the-street-running
Danney Williams is the abandoned son of Bill Clinton. Not only that Bill has abandoned 5 grandchildren as well so he is a Deadbeat Granddad.
As for Hillary being a lesbian whore, Bill Clinton has told legions that Hillary has "eaten more pussy than I have."
And yes, of course, Chelsea Clinton is the biological daughter of Webb Hubbell. Hillary was fucking both Vince Foster and Webb Hubbell.
Robert Morrow author The Clintons' War on Women
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