* After all threats of pulling the car over have failed, Senate leaders have agreed to give the president what he wants just as long as he promises not to bother them anymore for the next two years. [NYT]

* Bill loves tits and Hillary loves assets. [WP]

* It's been a good run, but hey, sometimes you just have to say, '"fuck it." [NYT]

* Rudy Giuliani promises to do a bunch of shit but not that shit anyone cares about. [LAT]

* If John McCain is going down, by God, he's taking someone with him. [Politico]


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