37 Embarrassing But Necessary Items That Are Available On Amazon. Tabs, Mon., March 16, 2020
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Republicans are trying to get people killed. — Daily Kos
Lick a floor for Donald Trump. (Washington Post)
Listen here,WonkaGermany. My daughter wants an Oompa Loompavaccine and she wants it now! (Guardian)
I was sad because I had no hand sanitizer but then I met a man who had nohandsmorals, ethics, or human decency. And then hewas sad because BUSTED. (New York Times)
The hand sanitizer hoarder got his shit yanked by the Tennessee AG today https: //t.co/F1M1wWyJid
— Erik Anderson (@Erik Anderson) 1584299117.0
Fuck YOU and YOU and YOU you're cool fuck YOU. Trump Administration Is Relaxing Oversight of Nursing Homes . A proposal would loosen federal rules meant to control infections, just as the coronavirus rips through nursing homes. (NYT)
Democrats' paid leave emergency bill now covers ... 20 percent of workers. Nancy, we get you needed Trump's agreement to not veto it, but this is ridiculous. (NYT)
Neat, Sean Hannity's newest coronavirus "expert" is the Liz Warren opponent who "invented" "email" (did not invent email, will sue you for saying so). (Crooks & Liars)
OK.
Despite a + COVID-19 test from passenger who disembarked 3/8, 3k+ people were allowed to leave the MSC Meraviglia c… https: //t.co/MfZGKrglU0
— Taylor Dolven (@Taylor Dolven) 1584300298.0
Fauci says: HUNKER DOWN NOW! (Slate)
Oh what's this, CNBC, the Fed just cut the rate to zero. Evan or Liz will splainer it for you because I sure as hell can't.
Well, this is quite an ad.
#BREAKING New ad going after Trump on lying about #COVID19 https: //t.co/WatgoXqqW3
— Biden_Brigade (@Biden_Brigade) 1584215749.0
Well thank God we got home from Mexico a day before this Trump-made airport clusterfuck. (Daily Beast)
Genesis P-orridge of Throbbing Gristle and COUM has died at 70. (LA Times) S/he was lovely (and I misgendered throughout the whole piece, but to be fair it was 17 years ago and we had no idea what we were doing).
Got some time on your hands? Make beautiful garden soil with cardboard. SHYYYYY! (LA Times)
Plants to add to your garden if you love bees and butterflies (and are native to SoCal) — LAT
5 Tasty Meals to Make From Your Pantry (Salon)
Bernie and Joe: good citizens.
Elbow bump https: //t.co/vHxyfOTFDI
— Jennifer Epstein (@Jennifer Epstein) 1584316623.0
Bernie Sanders/Joe Biden debate updates from CNN here. Bernie is very reasonable: quiet and even-toned and sober. I like Serious Bernie. Meanwhile, Joe is more crotchety; on the Irascibility Chart, he's Normal Bernie, maybe Normal Bernie Plus One.
You guys okay? Anyone need anything? Primal scream? Can't believe these fucking assholes? Us too darlings. Hang in there, we're here, we're just six feet away.