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Now that President Klan Robe is out of office, real President Joe Biden is looking to speed up putting Harriet Tubman on the $20. Suck it, Andrew Jackson. (CNN)

The House of Representatives delivered the article of impeachment against the former insurrectionist in chief Monday afternoon. (CBS News)

Senator and Batman actor Patrick Leahy will preside over former President Coup Coup's impeachment trial instead of Chief John Roberts. (Sloppy seconds ain't his style.) Dumb people who can't be bothered to Google claim this means the impeachment isn't constitutional. Sadly, some of these idiots are US senators. (MSNBC)

If wanting Josh Hawley to shut up is a censorship, just call me the Supreme Council of the Cultural Revolution. (New York Magazine)

Why must the intolerant left silence the conservatives we can see and hear everywhere?


Ohio Senator Rob Portman announced Monday that he won't run for a third term in 2022. We can't let Jim Jordan win this seat. (Cincinnati Enquirer)

Jennifer Rubin lists 50 things that are already better because Biden is in the White House. (Washington Post)

The White House will now include an American Sign Language interpreter during its regular press briefing. The previous administration couldn't have done this because all the lies would've made the ASL interpreter's hands fall off. (NPR)

Our new smart president doesn't just believe in climate change he's going to do something about it. (New York Times)

Protests erupted in Tacoma, Washington, after a police car drove through a crowd of pedestrians, injuring two people. The officer is on paid vacation administrative leave. (AP)

Some more of my favorite Seattle restaurants fall to the COVID-19 pandemic. (Seattle Times)

Foot traffic in downtown Portland, Oregon, has dropped 82 percent. Because of coronavirus-related shutdowns and people working from home, there's really nothing to do downtown unless you're a member of antifa. (Oregonian)

Disneyland has decided to make its Jungle Cruise ride less crazy racist. (LA Times)

Pete Davidson (Saturday Night Live) somehow got to interview legend Glenn Close instead of me. This is a great injustice, but the full conversation is worth your time. (Variety)

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