Trump Knows ONE WEIRD CHINESE TRICK To Screw Up Trade Policy AND National Security!
Yes, let's let an illiterate blowhard get us into a trade war with the Chinese. That'll work out.
14 May 2018
Trump Hires John Bolton As New National Security Adviser, We Are All Going To Die
Would John Bolton really be as bad as all that? Sweet baby Jesus, he's likely to be worse.
23 Mar 2018
Trump Davos Speech Makes Him President In 3, 2, 1. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan., 26, 2018
Trump says big words to rich people, Paul Ryan steps on sick children, and a museum offers Trump a golden throne. Your morning newsbrief.
26 Jan 2018
'Real' People Thanking Trump For Un-Outlawing Christmas, Again
Just in time for Christmas, a love letter from Corey Lewandowski to Donald J Trump XOXOXOXO
21 Dec 2017
SUPPORT THE CAUSE
Juggalos And Trump Supporters Are Marching On Washington. Two Will Enter, Both Will Be Clowns. (A Live-ish Blog)
MOAR stands for Mother Of All Rallies. So far, about 1,000 people have shown up.
16 Sep 2017
Mean John Kelly Making White House Lame And Boring. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 1, 2017
Trump secretly calls Steve Bannon, David Clarke quits, and Lindsey Graham is still butthurt about HER EMAILS. Your morning news brief.
01 Sep 2017
Donald Trump Flew All The Way To Missouri To Talk About Taxes, And Boy Are His Lies Tired. A Livestream!
Are you ready for Donald Trump to read some lies from a teleprompter? We sure are!
30 Aug 2017
Breitbart Weeping Salty Tears About Weak, Pathetic, Flip-Flopping President Trump
It's not that we think expanding the war in Afghanistan is so great. It's that we enjoy laughing at Breitbart.
22 Aug 2017
SUPPORT THE CAUSE
©2018 by Commie Girl Industries, Inc
New Wonkette Designs
Our Redbubble Store
Wonkette Bazaar Classics
This Is Not An Ad
Privacy
SUPPORT THE CAUSE