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New York Prisons Experiment With Promoting Illiteracy. That's Not A Typo.

A prison story to make you mean mad. And no, 'The Grapes Of Wrath' ain't on the list.

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Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut For Armistice Day, In Year One Of The Trump Era

"We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap." -- K.V.

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Dinesh D'Souza Can Now Reveal The Shocking Truth: Nazis Fucked A Lot

Dinesh D'Souza writing about Nazis getting their freak on is the least erotic thing since Sex Machine Dinesh D'Souza himself.

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Justin Trudeau Reading Books Like A Total Nerd Who Reads Books. NERD.

Sigh. OTHER countries get leaders who read books.

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Donald Trump Loves Reading Books. Here's A Book. He Loves Reading It.

Books: What have they ever done for us?

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Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut For Armistice Day And The Death Of America. So It Goes.

What would Kurt Vonnegut say about Donald Trump? He already said it.

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Latino Voters Gotta Get The Hell Out Of Dodge, Literally

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