Beto O'Rourke: Who, This Old Thing? Come on in, Beto, the water's fine! Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 14 Mar 2019
Wonkette Investigates: What Is Up With Chanel Rion, Traditional Dinner-Making Fiancée Of Courtland Sykes? If that's even her real name (SPOILER: It is not!) Robyn Pennacchia 2018 State and Local Elections 27 Jan 2018
We Were Proud To Share A Planet With Ursula K. Le Guin Not many writers get to revolutionize a whole genre. Ursula K. Le Guin did that, then took on other challenges. Doktor Zoom News 24 Jan 2018
New York Prisons Experiment With Promoting Illiteracy. That's Not A Typo. A prison story to make you mean mad. And no, 'The Grapes Of Wrath' ain't on the list. Doktor Zoom News 10 Jan 2018
Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut For Armistice Day, In Year One Of The Trump Era "We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap." -- K.V. Doktor Zoom News 11 Nov 2017
Dinesh D'Souza Can Now Reveal The Shocking Truth: Nazis Fucked A Lot Dinesh D'Souza writing about Nazis getting their freak on is the least erotic thing since Sex Machine Dinesh D'Souza himself. Doktor Zoom News 29 Aug 2017
Justin Trudeau Reading Books Like A Total Nerd Who Reads Books. NERD. Sigh. OTHER countries get leaders who read books. Doktor Zoom Everywhere Else News 05 Apr 2017
Donald Trump Loves Reading Books. Here's A Book. He Loves Reading It. Books: What have they ever done for us? Doktor Zoom POTUS 19 Jan 2017
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
